I'm delighted to make your acquaintance. I am Lorde Gregory Alabaster Fiddlehorn, a name befitting the royalty of which I descend. Just kidding! Hey, a couple of weeks ago I was living on the streets, having to fend for myself. It was a rough life but a kind person brought me to SAFE Haven where I've received fantastic medical care. They keep telling me about this wonderful place called "home". Is that where you live? I can't wait to find out what that's all about.